But the problem is, I couldn’t announce all this on its own. The right-wing press would scream about “hand-outs to scroungers” and for some reason I’ve never fathomed, my boss gives a damn about tabloid headlines. So I’ve had to sugar the pill. That’s what all my talk about obliging people to look for work is about.
This will only apply to some benefit recipients. Many - the “work ready” and “no conditionality“ groups (the most disabled and parents of young children) - will see no change in their obligations (26 and 4.14).
Where the change applies is in the “progression to work” group. But these changes are largely about mere box-ticking. All they’ll have to do is pretend to a “work focused interviewer” that they’re looking for work, or preparing to do so.
In some cases, they’ll be serious. If they are, we’re offering them more help. If they’re not serious, the interviewer will just tick the right boxes.
Look, all of us in work have to waste time on imbecilic box-ticking exercises. Why shouldn’t the unemployed as well? We’re promoting social solidarity.
Granted, these will also be expected to do “work related activity”. But this “could vary considerably and may, at least at first, have very little to do with job seeking” (4.19). It might just mean sitting on the bog reading the Sun - which is what they’ll do at work anyway.
It’s just a bureaucratic palaver which keep the right-wing quiet. If those twats believe the unemployed are looking for work, they'll be less likely to oppose future benefit increases.
And remember, I do say (4.24) that we’ll “never” oblige people to apply for specific jobs.
Of course, I don’t want to bully the unemployed into work. At a time when jobs are becoming increasingly scarce, we should leave the few jobs there are for people who really want them. An efficient economy requires that some people be unemployed, because the disutility to them of working, and the hassle their colleagues and bosses suffer from working with idiots, outweighs their puny productivity. All that guff I gave in my speech about not wasting talent was just the crap Gordon wants to hear. No-one else believes it.
Yes, I’m promising to launch “work for your benefit” schemes for the long-term unemployed. But these are only pilot schemes (6.10). If they fail, we’ll drop them. If they succeed, we gradually convert the benefits into a living wage and expand the schemes. You guys always wanted “a massive programme of public works.” Maybe that’s what we’ll end up doing.