Dave and James pass the meme to me. So, here are 10 things I would never do, in no particular order:
1. Vote Conservative.
2. Hurt a cat; I've no problem hurting people.
3. Get a Prince Albert (if I did, I'd only be the second economics journalist to do so.)
4. Have children in London (or probably anywhere else.)
5. Have sex with a man, other than Cesc Fabregas.
6. Turn down any member of Girls Aloud.
7. Stop loving Jolie Holland.
8. Appear on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, even if I were a Z-list celeb.
9. Lose the chip on my shoulder.
10. Pass the meme onto anyone else.
By "Vote Conservative" do you mean vote for the Conservative party, or do you mean that there is some set of conservative policies that you would never vote for? If it is the policies, can you tell us which? If it is the party, that is irrational as political parties no longer have ideologies, and are little more than public relations driven organizations, doing their utmost to retake the center.
Posted by: Rob | November 24, 2006 at 09:14 PM
Actually Rob, you've got it 100% wrong. I could never vote for the Tory party precisely because it is just a PR-driven organization - one that merely tries to hide the fact that it is a class party.
I'd love to vote for the "conservative" principle, that there are limits to what the state can know or should do. But the opportunity doesn't arise.
Posted by: chris | November 25, 2006 at 10:48 AM
Only Fabregas? Peter Storey not your type then?
Posted by: Dave Hill | November 25, 2006 at 03:16 PM
Perhaps:
11. Badmouth Leicester.
Posted by: james higham | November 26, 2006 at 08:17 AM