When I read this from the usually excellent John Palmer, I thought it was just vindication of Isaiah Berlin's saying that the great goods cannot live together: Canadians are a great good, football is a great good, but the two together are a horrible mess.
Turns out I was too optimistic:
The Football League board is to consider a proposal to scrap draws and decide matches by penalty shoot-outs.
Apparently, the winner of the shoot-out will get two points and the loser one.
I hope April Fool's Day has come early, because this idea stinks. It would increase teams' incentives to play defensively. Now, a team that puts 10 men behind the ball - as visitors to the Home of Football often do - has, at best, a chance of one point. Under this system, they have a chance of two. So they'll defend even deeper and be even less adventurous.
The result will be less variety and less interesting football.
So, whatever crack-brained imbecile thought of this - and, unsurprisingly, it might be a member of the Stupid Party - shows not just an ignorance of football tradition, but of economics too. Changes in rules change incentives.